Are dog biscuits the new Pampas Grass?

February 6, 2016


One Sunday Afternoon, I saw a jolly fellow whom I had chatted to on a few occasions. He came over to say hello, and gave me a bag of dog biscuits to give to my dog. What a lovely old man, I thought.


Then he propositioned me for sex.


He HAD knocked back a fair few 7.5% blonde beers.


...But its the dog biscuits that confound me.


Are dog biscuits the new pampas grass?

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