overheard in a pub

Eavesdropping in the pub has long been a favourite pastime of mine. However this particular occasion really has to be my absolute favourite. A man was having a rant about panda conservation being a total waste of time. I found this extremely funny, especially considering the arguments he was making. I wrote them all down. Very funny stuff. I will be turning them into images over the next few days. Could this be a film idea? I hope so.